Army Appointments & Secular Disappointments

I met a fellow who was quite secular,
From a party with idiots spectacular,
He screamed quite a lot,
Because Modi, he thought
Ignored a religion in particular.

The fellow, Poonawalla is his name;
Modi had maneuvered, was his claim,
That Rawat be appointed
And Hariz disappointed;
From a party of idiots with no shame.

The other one, a holistic authority,
Asked about respecting seniority;
The ghost of Sitaram,
Remembered dear ma’am,
And his tryst with toilet’s interiority.

If you thought this was worse, think again;
The party of demented “common men”
Besides religion and past
Brought in region and caste;
The party with a difference, but then…

Another searched for grandfatherly clue,
A time traveler who was an MP too,
Of BJP of course,
As mentioned by a source;
Do you think there was a child marriage or two?

They call these scum secular, dear friends;
These who inject religion in defence,
They know that their lies,
Will spread through the skies,
As WhatsApp, Twitter, and Facebook (WTF) trends.